Monday, June 13, 2011

Pages From My College Diary- The Hate List


A long time ago, on a mundane weekday evening my friends Tanvi, Chantal and I actually sat down and made a list of all things we detested in this World full of mixed people and things. We were generally confused individuals back then.. but the only thing we were absolutely sure of,were of the things we HATED...
Go ahead and read just for laughs.

1. LIARS
2. Mess food
3. Sucky deadlines
4. Tubelights( I like bulb lamps)
5. Complainers
6. Asslickers
7. Slacking in life( aimlessness)
8. Negativity
9. Airtel
10. Certain songs on Chantal’s iPod
11. Hypocrites
12. Deceit
13. When people put off the fans while im sleeping
14. Noise
15. Crappy boys
16. Bad hair days
17. Hair in the food
18. Mafco ( that was Tanvi’s point)
19. People making Me wait!
20. Selfishness
21. Whiney people
22. Unwashed clothes lying around my room!
23. Unwashed people lying around the hostel
24. NUNS ( with innane rules! )
25. Rules
26. Studying
27. Attending classes
28. McA ( My very strange professer)
29. Being woken up or disturbed when not in the mood
30. Over crowded trains
31. RAHUL! ( Chantal, Tanvi ,Divya, Anuroopa, and Lara and Lubna and ME! All hate him)
32. Being Broke!
33. Goan sausages rotting and stinking
34. Sucky internet connections
35. Being fooled
36. UTBT boys’ dressing sense and pastries
37. When people destroy or damage my clothes
38. Owner of Deli Fresh
39. New look of Deli fresh
40. Lack in life
41. People who act like they know it all!
42. Wasting Money
43. Work backlog
44. When we’re misjudged
45. When we don’t have any control over our emotions..over anger, over sadness nothing…
46. Wannabes
47. Pus boils
48. Pimples
49. Stomach aches
50. Headache
51. Feeling of nausea
52. Bum diggers Nosey lickers lol
53. Dirty nails
54. Bombay taxi drivers
55. Menopausal Men
56. Crowded places
57. Bitchy Girls…actually just girls
58. Flab jutting out ( the feeling of being fat)
59. Anorexia
60. Fights…
61. Odour of all sorts
62. Complications in life! At all levels
63. Roll call
64. ATMs without Air Conditioners
65. Really expensive simple shit
66. Finding simple shit expensive cos we’re broke
67. Politics ( at all levels) POLITICIANS…
68. Media
69. Corruption
70. Terrorists
71. Banking
72. Righteousness
73. Pompousity
74. Insects
75. Allergies
76. Friends who let you Down!
77. Money related issues
78. People stealing
79. Immaturity
80. Unwashed utensils
81. Feeling of laziness
82. Feeling of Itch( Tanvi’s contribution to the list don’t know where she wants to itch)
83. Un cool people trying to be cool!
84. Attitude
85. Bad movies
86. Expensive good shit
87. Cruelty towards anyone particularly animals
88. Male deprived environment
89. Fishy low tide smell
90. Being lonely
91. Boring conversations
92. Lack of conversations
93. When the reality hits you that something in your life has changed forever and is never getting back to being the same.
94. People throwing attitude (hey! We are the only ones who have to throw it at ppl ..noone throws attitude at us!)
95. Hate the feeling of joblessness
96. Hate the feeling of dissatisfaction
97. Hate the feeling of regret
98. Hate the feeling of Blah ness!

The Joys Of Retrospecting... :)

2 comments:

  1. Cone on KD! Just two more and you'll have a hundred! You can do it. Here, I'll help you:

    99) Period pain
    100) Trying to keep my eyes open when I'm falling asleep in class

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  2. Not cone, obviously. I meant come*. But now that just sounds wrong.

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